Entry 30: Going Farther and Father

Hello Koala fans!

This week’s entry is late because I was away last weekend. As I’ve mentioned before on here, I’m a member of a board gaming group and last weekend was one of our bi-annual gatherings. Although I didn’t get a chance to bake anything before heading up, the Koala tagged along for the ride too. It was held in Glasgow (in Scotland, for our readers outside of the UK) and it was really good fun seeing all my friends again. It was slightly disappointing for the Koala, as he’d taken it into his head to go Haggis hunting – the less said about *that*, the better. I mention this because I had the opportunity to sample some foods I’d never tried before. On the Friday night, we went to a Russian restaurant a stone’s throw away from the meet up venue. I didn’t know much about Russian cookery, aside from the stereotypical borscht. It was quite interesting – many of the dishes were stews, dumplings and filled buns called pirozhki. Of particular note, Russian food involves a lot of panackes, called blintz or blini. The ones I had were filled with potatoes, onions and mushrooms in a creamy sauce and were really delicious. Of interest to you good people is this:

It appears to have several different names; on the menu I chose it from it’s referred to as “Kutuzov Cake”.  It’s quite unusual in that it has lots and lots of thin layers of cream and sponge, rather than the traditional thick layers you see in things like Victoria Sponges and gateaux. It reminded me more of a tiramisu than anything else. It was, however, really really good and I’m tempted to give it a try myself in the next few weeks. If you can’t wait that long, the blog I borrowed the image from has a fantastic step by step guide:

http://natashaskitchen.com/2012/10/30/chocolate-spartak-cake-recipe/     Note: Both the image and recipe are the property of Natasha’s Kitchen – please do not use or copy either of these without permission.

“But Koala”, you may be thinking, “You were in Scotland! Why didn’t you sample some of the traditional local cuisine?!” The answer is that I did – I sampled one of Scotland’s most famous national dishes. Not haggis, not black pudding, not finest smoked salmon straight from the lochs. No. This is what Scotland’s second most famous delicacy looks like:

The Deep Fried Mars Bar. Death by Calories. A guaranteed heart attack in confectionary form. This demon has many different names but Glasgow is credited as the spawning places of this culinary abomination. I have had this on only two occasions. Once was in my local chip shop as a teenager, which immediately resulted in my being sick (the red wine and beer I’d unwisely drunk together before that was merely a catalyst). The second time was last weekend in Scotland. I was visiting the gaming group with one of my best friends from overseas (and a big hello and many hugs to Sari if she’s reading) and coerced her into trying some, along with a Swedish friend that had come along as well (and hello to Teddy if he’s reading – hope the rest of your trip is more merciful to your cholesterol level! :p). I’d like to apologise to both of them now for inflicting the DFMB on them but I guarantee it’s a taste not swiftly forgotten!

Prior to my trip to Scotland though, it was Father’s Day in the UK. Those of you with good memories will remember I made my dad a chocolate cake last year, so this time I tried something a little different. Most of the cakes I make on the blog are quite rich, usually containing masses of cream, butter, sugar, alcohol or all of the above. Mum suggested that this year I could try something alternative and try to make a light cake. A sponge cake with simple flavours, a very small amount of filling and a soft, delicate sponge. I went with a recipe from my Clandestine Cake Club book for “Featherlight Cake”. The ingredient list is much the same as most other sponges; the trick is maximising the amount of air that gets caught up in the sponge.

"If you're looking to mix a lot of air into the sponge, that handheld whisk won't cut it..."

“If you’re looking to mix a lot of air into the sponge, that handheld whisk won’t cut it…”

Before I could ask him what he meant by that, the Koala had fled up the garden.

....why are you trying to get into the garden shed?

….why are you trying to get into the shed?

In the time it took for me to blink, the Koala had vanished again, running back into the kitchen with cackling marsupial laughter filling the air….

No. No. NO.

No. Just…no.

Important legal disclaimer: Do *NOT* use industrial power tools to mix cake batter. Do not allow insane Australian bears to do this either. Once I’d plugged the whisk back into the correct appliance, it was time to set to work. Because it’s important to keep air trapped in the mixture prior to baking, you need to separate the ingredients out so that each one can be added quickly. In the photo below, you’ll see the four bowls containing egg white, egg yolk, plain flour and golden caster sugar.

It's probably just as well Dad doesn't have a cement mixer. >.>

It’s probably just as well Dad doesn’t have a cement mixer. >.>

The initial steps put me in mind of making the meringue topping for the key lime pie. The first step involves whisking the egg whites until they start to form peaks. When you are whisking, be sure to move the whisk all through the bowl, otherwise you wind up with a wonderful foamy layer on top and egg white underneath.

Off to a good start...

Off to a good start…

You’ll know when you’re on the right track because as the air bubbles get trapped in the egg white, the mixture will become less and less transparent and starting taking on a white colour instead. You should also start to see the little ridges and dips from the trail the whisk leaves in the mixture. Once the egg whites have started to speak, whisk in the egg yolks one by one, followed by small amounts of the sugar. If you dump the whole lot in at once, it squashes the egg white and knocks all the air out of it. A little bit at a time and then the flour is very, very gently stirred in as well.

"So the batter in front of me is about 30% ingredients and 70% air then?"

“So the batter in front of me is about 30% ingredients and 70% air then?”

It’s still a better ratio than 0% ingredients, 0% air, 100% koala. Once everything is mixed, the batter goes into the cake tin. It’s a similar arrangement to adding the ingredients: gently pour the batter into the cake tins because (you’ve guessed it) if you tip it in from a great height the air escapes from the mixture. I think that’s part of the reason why this is called a featherlight cake. Partly is because of the texture of the sponge at the end but it’s also due to the way you prepare everything; slow, gentle, cautious – a light touch.

No, the Koala hasn't been nibbling the edge of these.

No, the Koala hasn’t been nibbling the edge of these.

The sponge mixture turned out very, very light, which was a good thing as far as eating it went but it did make removing them from the tins rather more difficult. Next time I think I will line the edges of the tin, instead of just the base. A little trimming with the knife and some whipped cream later, the final result looked pretty decent:

The finished cake.

The finished cake.

It went down well with my dad and the rest of the family and over all it was a very good recipe to follow. Cheaper to make than a sponge containing butter, lighter texture and a nice, orderly way of preparing the whole lot. It’d be interesting to see how a chocolate version of this cake turned out – would the cocoa affect the mixing process? Would it be lighter or denser than a plain vanilla sponge? Perhaps in future we’ll find out. For scientific reasons only, of course.

*****

Shortly after arriving safely back home in Finland, Sari sent me this picture she’d found and I’d like to share it with you folks too. It’s a fine demonstration of reflexology in small cuddly animals:

“I don’t think you’re a qualified masseuse….”

See you soon folks!

Entry 8: The Father’s Day Cake

Hello again, Koala fans!

Following the somewhat exhausting to make quiche last week, I decided to go with a more straightforward recipe this week. However, straightforward doesn’t necessarily mean “flawless”.

 

This weekend was Father’s Day in the UK and although I love my dad to bits, Father’s Day has always been something of a niggle for me. It’s the usual conundrum that I never know what to get him and he doesn’t know what he wants. Usually, we go to our local pub restaurant as a compromise (and also because the food there is *fantastic*) but this year, the family’s wallets were feeling a little more stretched than usual, so we had to give it a miss. Also, I don’t think they allow koalas inside. >.>

 

So, if you can’t buy a gift for them and you can’t take them out somewhere, you make something for them instead. My mum used to make these absolutely divine chocolate cakes when I was younger but sadly doesn’t have much time to bake these days. This week, I’m attempting something that approaches on blasphemy and making the same style of cake she used to. First off, we need a recipe for a good chocolate sponge and after a little casting around, I found this one on Allrecipes.co.uk:

http://allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/17558/chocolate-victoria-sponge.aspx

However, I did not follow the recipe completely – I had my own plans for the filling and topping – so I just used the ingredients on the left hand side. As usual, here’s the ingredients photo:

It's amazing how affectionate the Koala can be at the mention of the words "chocolate cake".

It’s amazing how affectionate the Koala can be at the mention of the words “chocolate cake”.

The first step was mixing the butter and caster sugar together in a method called creaming. There’s a rather good video of the process here, which helps to give you a rough idea of which mixing speeds to use and when:

"Ummm, shouldn't there be more than this...?"

“Ummm, shouldn’t there be more than this…?”

I was starting to get a horrible feeling of deja vu from last week, except instead of having too much, there was too little this time. After pouring the mixture in and baking it, my suspicions were correct:

Two tins, one cake. Not to be confused with an infamous Youtube video.

Two tins, one cake. Not to be confused with an infamous Youtube video.

The sponge had turned out well, with a fantastic smell and a firm, yet spongy texture. However, the end result was very much on the small side:

"Think Koala."

“Think Koala.”

I had two tins, a hefty amount of remaining flour, butter and sugar. With another six eggs, I could attempt to surpass my mum’s original recipe and make a triple layer chocolate cake. The idea was sheer madness. However, given that the only person that could talk me out of the idea was a plush toy koala with a insatiable lust for cake, we set to work:

"Now *that's* a proper quantity of cake mix!"

“Now *that’s* a proper quantity of cake mix!”

So basically I repeated the recipe for the sponge mix, using double of each ingredient (6 eggs, 300g of sugar, 300g of butter, 220g of flour and 80g of cocoa):

With a little Koala magic, these will become sponge cakes.

With a little Koala magic, these will become sponge cakes.

"Koala Magic" in this case consisted of 190°C of fire for 20 minutes.

“Koala Magic” in this case consisted of 190°C of fire for 20 minutes.

And this is where I made a fatal mistake, even though I wasn’t aware of it at the time. Both cakes were firm to the touch and smelled fine and I tipped them onto the rack to cool:

"Do a couple more layers and it'll be the same height as me!"

“Do a couple more layers and it’ll be the same height as me!”

While the cake was cooling, I phoned my mum to discover the ancient secret of making cake filling:

* 1 oz of butter

* 4 oz of icing sugar

* 2 heaped teaspoons of cocoa, with a few drops of hot water poured on both

I may have overdone the water slightly as I had to use an awful lot more icing sugar to get the icing to bind together. However, when I taste tested it, it was *exactly* the same as the icing my mum used to make.

It was either this or forcibly remove him from the icing bowl.

It was either this or forcibly remove him from the icing bowl.

Then it was time to spread the icing. If you recall from earlier, I mentioned I made a fatal mistake with the sponges. In this instance, it turned out that the centre one was undercooked and when I lifted it off to spread the icing…:

"It's a disaster! A delicious spongy chocolatey disaster!"

“It’s a disaster! A delicious spongy chocolatey disaster!”

If I had remembered to test the centre with a fork or knife, just I did with the first cake I made for this blog, I would have popped it back in the oven. Fortunately, the other two layers were absolutely fine. I finished off the cake with a little melted chocolate on the top while my assistant finished off the remains of the middle layer:

The finished sponge cake.

The finished sponge cake.

I’m pleased to say the cake was a big hit with my dad and the rest of the family, along with the small box of whiskey truffles I bought for him. Definitely a big success!

Not pictured: the missing quarter of cake or the missing Koala.

Not pictured: the missing quarter of cake or the missing Koala.